I never wanted to be the last thing on your mind
Why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day
4x13 // 5x02
"Introducing "Pedro" the cactus! He’s modeled from a San Pedro cactus, and was one of the worst things we could think of that people might want to play with! Don’t worry though - we removed the spines for you. Now you can enjoy the sumptuous soft silicone bumps and ridges without the ouch! ;)"
"now, you too can go fuck yourself with a cactus"
r u fuckin serious
no they’re fucking cacti